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The Britcrew's Dictionary!

The English Language, as you never knew it...

'ave a steffi : have a laugh!!!
Aaaaaa : an expression of knowledge, to figure a somewhat difficult puzzle out.
AAAAAAAAAAAA : MEANS .................?
aaaight : An expression of agreement
AAR : Aashiqalrasul
aloo gobi doi : saiqa, sobia, sadia
amazon : amazing
Anal beard : excessive butt hair
andhere ka bhai ujaala : sandeep
Apples n Pears : Cockny English rhyme for stairs
ashnavi ka samaan : rare thing
ass : an ass
ass bandit : homosexual man
asshole : a hole of and male and female ass
b0i : boy
babylons : large knockers or titties
Baggin' : shopping, buying stuff...
BAKWAAS : crap
Bangin : talkin
BANGSAT : F**K U!
bare : lots of
Batties : Trousers... for example 'dem low batties is nang'
Batty Boys : gays
Bedebynow : greeting.....wassup
Believe : wot i'm sayin is true
benchud : sister shagger
benda : a tino(a real gay)
bhund mein dakka : piece of wood in your arse
Biatch : The nice way or joking way of saying B*tch
Big Up : well done/cheers
Binter : Nasty, ugly, rough lookin person that almost makes you want to puke
Bird : lass (usually used with fit: fit bird)
blatant : total or unashamed i.e. he blatantly was busting a move on his mates wife
BOB : BIG OLD BUM
Boh : Excaimation of respect, said loudly.
Boi : Male, opposite of Grrrrl
Booyashakalaka or Booya : In your face
Bots : Computer programs designed to cause havoc and make other peoples lives a pain!
Boyak : Exclaimation of respect, also said loudly.
Boyakasha : Full version of "Boyak" .. used to shout respect.
Brap! : used if someone is excited... usually followed by gun like movements in the air like a gangsta... or 'G'
brea : boy
Brit massive : rudest kuli massive to be part of
britney spears : get sum alcohol (rymes wiv beers)
Buff : nice lookin person "dat b0i's BUFF!!" or "buff lady"
Bum plums : hemerrhoids. Also knows as "ass grapes"
bunnin' : blazin'
Busting Low Bati : Visible bum crack
butchers : look (rymes with butchers hook: look)
Butter Batts : A Friend Named Peter
butters : ugly
buzzin : wen ur buzzin, ya no wot i mean-happy!!!
C P : CHUT KA PISSU
carpet muncher : lesbian
CHAKAAS : great
Chattin Breeze : Talking rubbish
Check dis : look at this
Cheeky little lady : we all know what that is ; )
Cheers : Same word as thank you
cherry popped : wen they loose the big V
Chief : respectful term for addressing good friend
Chillim : lengthy ceramic pipe usually packed with ganja
China : Mate (China plate rymes with Mate)
chinese : thats not right! : sum tin wong
chinese: see u soon! : kum hia
chinese:did u go to the beach? : waay yu so tan?
chinese:england win the world cup!? : no fu kin waay
chinese:give it to me baby : suk mai dong
chinese:great!! : fa kin su pah!
chinese:small horse : ti ni po ni
chinese:stupid man : dum gai
chinese:whos been eatin all those pies?? : fat won ka
chod : to fuck
chong : well buff gal
choos : suck;)
CHUT :
chutiya : stupid guy/gal
cock smoker : disk sucker
cold poo : a poo that haS BEEN REFRIGEATED
cor blimey : oh my
Crew : your mates
Crip : a gang that wares dark blue to rep where they are coming from...They kill
cunt : bastard, idiot, tosser
cushtiy : nice and cosy
Cuz : a crip greeting
Dark : Word of many uses depending on voice tone and context. Can be used to give respect to a shady act("Yes Mate! That was well dark!"), can be used to disrespect a shady act (Nah mate, that was well dark..."), can be used to decribe a shady person (".. Don't wanna hear it mate... You are well dark!")
deee : delicous ear ear ear
dictionary : something u should burn
dike : lesbion
doctor day kee saihat : perfect man
dog and bone : phone
Dork : double meaning. Can be used to mean complete idiot and dick head (point and say with derogatory voice: "look at that dork") or can be used affectionately for a friend who does something funny: "you dork" after they do something stupid.
DreamBeam : Part of an elite club of Treats
Dred : "Your Dred" someone who skanks or is mean
Dry : Something that is boring or not good
dunda : male penis
Dweeb : Nerd, Geek, basically a lame idiot
english gay : a gay person who is english
eyesmeller : a person who smells someones eye
Facism : A system that among other things censors what people write.
fag : cigarette
fat : fatty ass>>>
Feminism : lesbianism
Feminism : the belief that women are equal to men.
Fit : A fine looking person
Football : a game played with your feet not your hand
frank : a GAY NAME
Fuck : a word with many meanings
Fuck off : go away/i dont like you
fudge packer : gay
fuker : a person who is being an idiot
ful gam : wantin a shag
full gunna get it : ur gunna get fully shagged
G : Gangster
gal : girl
gand : anus
gand faroo : awesome
Gando : gay
Geeza : Different uses: Derogitory sense.... (what a geeza! .. or ... He's a right Geeza).. essentially meaning dirty old bastard. Respectful sense: a good lad (... yes Geeza!)
ging : someone with ginger hair
gkr :
go suck milky tits : if you are annoyed at someone thats what you say
gogoath : dick
grease : ?
Grrrrl : Female, opposite of Boi
guffed : some ones farted- whos guffed
gullable poo : a poo that believes anythin you tell it
gYal : girl
h8ta : 1 meaning - ppl/person who cant take it that their m8 wants 2 chill wiv his girl & not wiv dem 24/7
Hear me now : listen to me
heaven : when ure havin a threesome with two blonde busty babes
heavy : "thats heavy!" = that looks/is good "heavy" = good
helo : a word of necessatity
homies : ya m*s (kinda... thing)
hooah : as in hore
I Love you : Mei Tumse Pyar Karta Hu
Iditot : happarently the tossa who wrote tossa thinks it's a word, ask dem
inabizzle : in a bit. see u later
init : isn't it
Jack : a jackass
jesabel : a slut a
Jimmy Riddle : peeing (Riddle rymes with widdle)
Julie : Your lovely woman (ie... Me julie is well fit)
jutha : my foot
Kings Cross : The place you go if you are looking for hoe or if you are a hoe and are looking for a good place to work
klondieon : a man who likes watching bees fuck
Krishna : the supreme lord
Krsna : The Supreme Personality of Godhead
kuthaaaaaaa : your a dog!!!!!!!!!
Kuthi : Bitch
l8ta : 2 meanings - 1: ur goin "l8tas" or 2: sumthin you disagree/dnt lk/(that idea) wiv
largs : the best place in the world
lemon / lez : lesbian
Let it rip : take it away
lifted : "ya gunna get lifted" (a bad tret!!)
lol : laugh out loud
lolitas : whore
lumpy poo : poo with lumps in
lund ke teen : cheaper person
Mampy : Fat, ugly, nasty minging hoe
Massive : Term used for group of people, or your crew (ie. Staines Massive.)
Mate : Friend
Me Boyz : my mates (me and me boyz)
Melons : A big juicy gorgeous pair of tits
messy : see heavy
Minger : Nasty, ugly, rough lookin person that almost makes you want to puke
minger : ugly looking girl
miss loose : a fat bitch
Mole : big dirty, hairy, smelly rat used in the sense like "what a mole" or, "you are such a mole"
Moose : k, do this carefully: "walk over to the mirror, look into it, be careful, dont want you cutting yourself on the glass there! Ok, there, u go, now you know what a moose is! :)
motherfuker : motherchod
mr gi : a skinny white man who hates fat black men
muff : yoni, female private part (beaver, taco, snatch, pie,... you know the drill)
muffin : flower, bud, hairy bush
Muppet : A kind of diss ... as in someone that's doing something silly
nang : really good
Natterin : talking; chatting
nevada : never!
niggers lips : english slang for chips
nila : to speak one's own word even if JimH attempts to hide the TRUTH
Nob : Different uses: used as a term for a penis; derogitory term used for an idiot when they have done something stupid. (ie... you NOB!)
Nob #2 : Well when two people love each other...well they nob, sumfin like that ain't it"(respectng Ali G and his definitions)
nobbed : to get nobbed-to get shagged
Nooni : Penis, lund
numb nuts : someone who is thick
Nutter : used affectionately towards afriend when you think they are doing something a bit stupid "you're such a nutter" or "what a nut!". A title given to (by many) to NZ Radhe
Oi : slang for whats up, hello etc etc
Om : knowledge
om my god : ur fat u had to go to wait watchers
on blob : on?... doya ya get me? ya no... R U ON?
paad : FART
papillon d'amour : french-literal, butterflies of love--meaning crabs!!! crazy french bastards
phat ass : cool
phat assness : coolness... Hahahahaah
piano : a type of marshmallow
pipe : to get piped-to get shagged
Piss Take : Some one who is being dark and "Taking the piss"
pissed : fukin good
Plum : This is a complete dork or person who is clueless
Puka : super excellent
Pull : To pull is to score with a girl or guy and must be backed up by at least a snog (see snog)
Punani : Ali G word for the mission in life which is the muff or the the female vagina
Putang : Stinky female organ (See Punani)
Pyaar hota hai : An occasion of endless love
Ralph : To puke
randi : hoe, slapper, a girl who goes round shagging every tom, dick and harry!
rate : to give respect or notice. i.e. "how does that rate with you?" or "Does you rate da muff?"
REKHAGNIZE : Ali G
Respect : compliment.......nuff respect mate
Richard the Third : Bird (See bird)
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight : Pretty self explanatory word. However its all in the way you say it, a LOT of sarcasm
Ripper : usually said as "you ripper".. addressed to a friend who is takin the piss or gettin away with somethin just cuz he is who he is.. me know a couple a people like that, i aint namin no names DEVA
riti : alrighty
Rocket : Pocket (sky rocket rymes with pocket)
Rough : as in good,(dat wa some rough stuff mate")
Rude : excellent, wicked, safe
rushed : "ya gunna get rushed" (a thret!!)
Safe : Cool, nice one!, safe geeza
sala : brother in law
sala sala benchud :
Scandal : anything involving Neetz
Schnarf Around : Think about love u aint gona get
scotland are shite at football : the truth
Scran : Food
Scraped : to be "tired" or "sick of waiting". used as "hurry up man, I'm scraped" . A term often used in New Zealand
seen : i see
Selector : Term for your main man
Seperatists : Definition of a person who without any respect leaves the scene for another place or crew ie aint namin Nitai and P.J
SEX : to get a baby boy or a girl
shagged : sex
shaktar : a shite football team
shiiiiiiiiiit! : sumit really bad
shiner mouth : slag that loves to give head
shithot : sumit good!
Shiznit : means: damn shit or Shit
shizzle my nizzle : what is up my african american brother
shoot the moon : I am going now. see you later
Skank : Two meanings: To be a nasty rough looking person; To dark out your mates (ie, skip out on your mates to go hang with some woman.
sket : ho, slut, etc etc
Slag : Definition of a girl who deserves nothing but abuse cause she is a complete hoe
Slapper : Hoe, nasty woman, prostitute
Slosha : ho
slosher :
Snog : To kiss a girl in any manner, violently, passionately or sensualy
sorted : just got some e's
str8 : hetrosexual
su : sticky urine
sucamelo : suck my dick
Sugar and Spice : Nice (cockney)
sula : a racist sikh word to cuss muslims
supercallafradjalisticexpeelidousious : ...evan though the sound of it is something quite atroucious
sweet : it's all good
the decorators r in : on blob
tight kilani : untouched(hence tight) punani
TITCH : IS A BOMER
tits : personality(i love her tits)
Tommy Tank : To have a wank (see wanker)
Tossa : Word used to describe the iditot who wrote 'tosser' Complete Idiot or masturbater
Tosser : Similar to wanker: litterally means someone who masturbates, but more commonly used as a derogitory term used in referance to an idiot (ie .. "Shut up you tosser")
trog : rough looking girl
Trouble n Strife : Cockny English rhyme for Wife
Twat : Female part and also word used to insult a person ie 'you complete twat'
ur fat : she so fat her mother
ur gunna get it : ur gunna get shagged
virginity : if der is enough grass on da pitch den it is time for er to lose er virginity
Wa'Gwan : WASSON... or how are you?
Wangers : big ass babylons, busoms, boobs
Wanker : A person who deserves no respect and there fore is referenced to what actually means to masturbate
Wazz : To piss
Well : Is put before any phrase...if you thinking it was a well joke, or well dance......juss put well before anything you think is cool and that fascinated you
Wicked : yes mate well done that was wicked or awesome
window licker : someone who licks windows ie idiot
Wip : Different uses: to 'wip' it out is to take it out; to 'wip' up a scran is to make some food
Word Up : Another way of saying, "exactly"
wot : What
ya mum! : ..."yaeh, ya mum!" not a complement!
ya ya ya : lick my ASS(german slang)
yaar : mean a boy friend or girl friend but you can use it withyour friend if they dont mind
Yard : Home (from "back yard"). "Out tonight?" "Nah, man, I'm chillin' in my yard."
yee hee : say it wen ur excited
yer maw : your mother r u dumb or somthin if u dont no what dat means
Yute : Kid, kids; from "youth". "Those yutes be runnin' round."
zebrahead : an amazing punk band
zoot : joint (reefer)
zoot zoot! : can be used as a celebration... like 'brap'
zzzzzzzzzzz : when youve accidently switched on the god channel and you cant find the remote
\a : as